Current mood:

amused

Answers to the lying meme.
1. I have a half-sister, a half-brother, 2 step brothers and another half brother according to my mother named "Chance", besides the brother that I grew up with. (no one picked this one. I guess you've all heard my father issues)

This is completely true. My father was a complete whore.

2. I was pre-med in college(picked by 10 people)

This is also completely true. For the entire year I was there, my major was pre-med. I wanted to be a brain surgeon.

3. darkmattr is actually my 2nd husband. I was married for about six months before I met him and it didn't work out. (picked by 11 people)

This is the complete lie. He's my only husband, the only person I've ever really dated and the only person I've ever had sex with.

4. I am afraid of puddles. (picked by 14 people) ha!

This is completely true. I never said it was a rational fear. I will go out of my way to walk around puddles. I will not walk through them. I also don't like rivers, lakes or oceans. I won't go in them. They are so icky! gah! I don't even like to drive my car through them.

5. the only non-felon in my immediate family (picked by 13 people)

True. Completely and utterly true. My mother, father and brother are all felons and have spent time in jail. I am apparently the innocent one. Or else just the smart one, having not gotten caught.